Fifty Shades Of Grey's Dysfunction

Dr. Dan Analyzes, "Fifty Shades Of Grey"

by Press Office

(WireNews+Co) - Orlando, FL - 27 July 2012

Dr. Dan celebrity shrink and author of the Drew Peterson Book, “Analyzing Monsters” weighs in on the out of control “Fifty Shades of Grey” book-to-bedroom fetish. “One person’s pain is another person’s pleasure “ invites the signature blue eyed smile from Dr. Dan. “Too often we humans become easily confused with the simple concepts of right and wrong, love and hate and of course pain and pleasure. The “Fifty Shades of Grey” trilogy mixes these concepts with a S&M sexual blending machine. Author EL James added generous spices of romance and humor to ensure (Like it or not) that this concoction is sure to become at least a TV movie. Make no mistake about this ‘mommy porn’ - it is absolutely x-rated – nowhere near PG 13.”

Dr. Dan continues, “I received “Fifty Shades of Grey” as a gag gift for my recent birthday from a close family member who shall remain anonymous. I do not mind as I know, “Analyzing Monsters” receives it’s share of ‘gift’ giving as well. You would think by now at least my own close family members would have learned to let my sleeping dog humor lie. Now that it is awake I may as well loosen my grey tie and analyze this ‘gift’.”

“All human beings love to fear, play with and even feed their scariest monsters” analyzes Dr. Dan. “In fact there is an old Native American teaching that goes something like this; A wise senior tribe member instructs his young grandson that, “We all have two wolves fighting inside of us. One wolf is good and the other wolf is bad.” “Grandfather which wolf wins?” asks the fascinated youngster. “The one we feed”, concludes grandfather.”

Dr. Dan’s initial analysis in “Analyzing Monsters” that our global mental illness, addictions and family dysfunction epidemic is usually the bigger picture driving our major criminal cases and social change. “This epidemic entertains and feeds our media and public obsessions regarding cases like Casey Anthony and Drew Peterson. The blockbuster book, “Fifty Shades of Grey” is no different”, concludes Dr. Dan. “Christian Grey credits, “Fifty shades of f …ed up” dysfunctional experiences as a child for his adult anti-social control freak issues and chronic sex addiction. Ana naively develops into the picture perfect chief enabler throughout the trilogy. She becomes chronic codependent to the dual diagnosis addict Christian as she is forced to accept the pain/pleasure lifestyle components endemic in all dysfunctional relationships. Her efforts to romance and fix the chronically addicted Christian to fit her lifestyle and beliefs become soiled and entangled along with her friends and family as any common place addicted family today. Caution, the lead characters in “Fifty Shades of Grey” need rehab and so will many of the readers or ‘gift’ givers.”

© 2012 BMM

 

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